YOUR INSIDE
VOICE.
OUTSIDE.
Black tees. White text. No filter.
Find your personality problem ↗Create your own tee $29.99 ↗Shop by category.
Four departments. Twenty-one categories. One black tee.
Start with these.
Our editorial picks. No scrolling marathon required.
Find your kind of madness.
3,117 designs. 21 categories. Find the one that sounds like you.
Design previews • $24.99 per catalog tee • Custom tees $29.99.
No complicated graphics.
No inspirational mountain.
Just “where did you get that?”
01 / ONE LOOKBlack shirt. White text.
Your thought does the talking.
02 / YOUR KIND OF WEIRDBad decisions, dating fatigue, zero patience.
Find the one that feels personal.
03 / A GIFT THAT GETS THEMFor the friend you immediately
thought of. You know the one.
Your paycheck
has been through
enough.
For the financially employed. Emotionally unavailable.
A little clarity.
For once.
Can I order yet?
Choose your shirt and size, add it to your bag, then continue to secure Shopify checkout. Availability is confirmed when you select a shirt.
What are the fit and fabric?
Black crewneck tee with bold white front printing. Select your usual size and check the garment details before ordering.
How much are they?
Catalog tees are $24.99. Create-your-own tees are $29.99. Your final total is shown before payment.
What about shipping and returns?
Free shipping to the contiguous 48 U.S. states. Orders ship within one business day; carrier transit time is additional. We do not ship to Alaska, Hawaii, U.S. territories, or international destinations. Unused, unwashed catalog shirts are eligible for returns within 30 days of delivery. Personalized shirts are excluded from change-of-mind returns; damaged, defective, or incorrect items are covered.
Why only black?
Because the words are already doing quite a lot.